Drunk UConn Kid Wants His Bacon Jalapeno Mac and Cheese So Bad

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You can’t come in here with an open bottle of booze??? Huh? I thought this was college? I thought this was America??

Just give him some FUCKING bacon jalapeno mac and cheese…he’ll pay for it.

PS,

Seriously how much shit can a cafeteria manager take before he snaps? How much emasculation? Some 19 year old punk is calling you a tool and mocking you calling you a fucking loser while he reads your nametag dude, wake up. Nobody’s gonna blame you if you knock his ass out.

Felt like I was watching Knocked Up. You’re a cafeteria manager, okay. You’re a cafeteria manager, cafeteria manager, cafeteria manager, cafeteria manager, cafeteria manager, so… Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.

Thank god your buddy Chef’s Hat was there to get your back.

YOU DON’T TOUCH MY BOSS…YOU ARE DOWN!

SHOW’S OVER.

Hey you think they serve jalapeno bacon mac and cheese in jail?

“I’m absolutely fucked!”

Prick.

h/t literally every single student at UConn with a Twitter account